Dirty but funny lil joke!

During one of her classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

'Kaizad, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to got to the bathroom?'
Kaizad said, 'JUst a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying, 'that would be rude and impolite.

What about you Sarosh, how would you say it?'
Sarosh said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, Rohinton, can you use your brains for once, and show us any good manners that you may have?'
Rohinton:- 'I would say: Darling, please may I be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very close friend of mine from down under, whom I hope to introduce to you, after dinner.' ( What the!!!!!!!)

Teacher promptly FAINTED......

Funny ma?
funny n dirty rite!

it's actually from my friends blog!
asked her tat can i copy it n so i did n i paste it up here 4 u guyz 2 Laugh all the way!!

Phone Bill

hey!
i'm here wit bad news...
i will not b using my phone anymore
will not b calling u (sum1 special)
as my bill has increased 2 RM220 n like my limit is oni RM50
so i think tat i hav 2 stop using my phone d...
I'm sorry u guyz...
but i like i reli gotta change as it is reli shocking 4 my mum n me...
currently i hav a DIGI number so if u guyz wan it juz sms 2 my Maxis number n i will miss call u through my Digi number!

well till the next post!
I'm reli sorry!

Sunway Carnival Mall Meet Up!!

ok..
tis was how it went...
2day i followed my mum wit my siblings 2 our mum's clinic!
then like v wanted 2 go 2 Sunway Carnivel Mall 2 shop
n so v did at 3 p.m
so when i was there
when v juz reached there
my bestest FRIEND!
Jolyn Khoo n her family came there too
n like!
OMG!!
it was her bday on tat day n v were like already planning 2 HANG OUT in Sunway!
but no transport so like aaaa.....didn't happen
n suddenly they came
n i like hung out wit their parents 4 a lil bit wit her n non-stop talking all the way!
but sadly she had 2 go home b4 me so like
it was kinda sad
it felt like after meeting in such a LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG time!

but i know tat v would meet up somehow
2day's meet up was made my god juz 4 us 2 meet up 2gether 4 yr bday
hehe

still hav faith in meeting up k..
v reli gotta hang out more JK!!

Pig!

hmm..ok...
tis happened in school
in school while every1 was doing their work
n the teacher went out 2 do sum stuff
so v started 2 talk
talk n the's like a form 3 guy named Martin
who like made a joke abt my chinese name
n like i was born in the year of the pig


ok...
tis was how the convo went
Martin:Chen Siang Phyn(my name)*laughs*
Eeo Jun:Y?
Adelene:Ya,Y?
Martin:*still laugh wit a smirk at the end*(says my chinee name again)
Eeo Jun:Crazy 1!
Adelene:I agree,wat's wrong wit my chinese name?
Martin:Pig!
Adelene:hmph!
Martin:*Laughs*
Chen=Zhen(Same)
Siang=(Real)
Phyn=(Pig)
*Laughs*
Eeo Jun n me:*Laughs*

the end!

I thought it was funny!
but mys sis thought it was not!
again i'm young n still immature
n my sis is old n mature!

he was home n now gone!

CNY passed like a week ago
n my dad came bac a week ago
although he was staying 4 another week after CNY
i didn't talked wit him a lot
i didn't c him much
well i let tat time juz pass away till 2day when he went bac
n he left us

when he came into the room 2day morning
saying "i'm going bac already but papa will b bac in 2 weeks time"
when he said tat n hugged me
tears were flowing out of my eyes
but he didn't noticed it coz
my blanket was acctually blocking my eyes
n he said goodbye juz like tat
he kissed me n my lil bro on the cheek n left
i tried saying goobye so many times but my body wouldn't let me
n after trying so hard i finally said it
"Goodbye papa"
n he replied
"Goodbye dear"

it has been 4 hours n i've been since then
not being able 2 sleep
not being able 2 think
the sadness of my dad leaving 2 Aussie is juz making me crazy



~life isn't fair 2 us,there r times when v hav 2 say goodbye n times v hav 2 say hello~

AJ Rafael-My soldier!

VERSE
When you're feeling sad and blue, don't you know that I will always,
Be here for you.
When everything just makes us go out of our minds, just know that I will always,
Have the time for you.
You say that I am your influence. You should know that you inspire me.
Now until the end.
I'll help you get through the thick and thin and I know you'll remember when.
I say.

CHORUS
You are strong, strong as a soldier. Even when winds are tough you'll always keep it together. You are strong, strong as a soldier. I know you'll get through anything. 'Cause you're strong, strong, strong as a soldier.

VERSE
When the waves are crashing down. Can't get up. Just know I'll,
Pick you up from the ground.
When it feels like everything goes wrong, just remember to listen to this song.

CHORUS
You are strong, strong as a soldier. Even when winds are tough you'll always keep it together. You are strong, strong as a soldier. I know you'll get through anything. 'Cause you're strong, strong, strong as a soldier.

BRIDGE
Don't you worry about the obsticles to your happiness. If you let them get to you, you'll endure just like the rest. I know your'e better than those people who get in the way. Just remember what I always say.

CHORUS
You are strong, strong as a soldier. Even when winds are tough you'll always keep it together. You are strong, strong as a soldier. I know you'll get through anything. 'Cause you're strong, strong, strong as a soldier. You are are strong, strong, strong as a soldier. Strong, strong, strong as a soldier.









tis song juz Rawks my mind off!
AWesome lyrics!
AWesome tunes!
gives ppl motivation man!
I'm addicted 2 it d!
WOHOOOO!!!!


A-diddy
I am strong as a soldier!
hehehe

Listen To The Rhythm Of The Falling Rain!

OMG!!
Tis song is such an amazing song!
Listen 2 the words properly n I'm sure u can get addicted 2 it..
hehe...
i juz can show u the link 2 hear it nia!
reli nice song

Lyrics:
Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain
Telling me just what a fool I've been
I wish that it would go and let me cry in vain
And let me be alone again.

The only girl I care about has gone away
Lookin' for a brand new start
But little does she know that when she left that day
Along with her she took my heart.

Rain please tell me now does that seem fair
For her to steal my heart away when she don't care
I can't love another when my heart's somewhere far away.

The only girl I care about has gone away
Looking for a brand new start
But little does she know that when she left that day
Along with her she took my heart.


--- Instrumental ---

Rain won't you tell her that I love her so
Please ask the sun to set her heart aglow
Rain in her heart and let the love we knew start to grow.

Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain
Telling me just what a fool I've been
I wish that it would go and let me cry in vain
And let me be alone again.

Woa, listen to the falling rain
Woa, listen to the falling rain
Woa, listen to the falling rain
Woa, listen to the falling rain...




Link:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj7pf8vD6-o

sumthing terrible!

hmm..
well...
i'm kinda feeling emo now so like
not gonna b a long 1
well..
sum1 tat i love juz got injured 2day!
tat sum1 was dancing outside his apartment
n like he fell down n knocked his head on sumthing
head was bleeding as if blood was gushing out like a waterfall or a bloody fall
i was so shocked when i found out abt tis
had 5 stitches on his head